Saturday, August 20, 2011

The Parting of the Fellowship


Other considered Titles:
The Last Climb
Yurp! And other Glacial adventures.
MONTANA! (Shouted in a Isaac Brock growl)
Lee’s Epic Finish
Michael’s Big Comeback
Lenny’s Audacious Debut
Who is Ben Harris?

Alright ladies and gentlemen back home, it’s time to finish this.

Bill Gravely. Bozeman, MT. Seems like so long ago. Days have been packed, like they have been all summer. Bill housed us up for two nights in the fine city of Bozeman. Unlike most towns in Montana, Bozeman is home to college kids and yuppies alike. At checkout, you can pick up coupon books at their multi-story food coop. In the back of Wild Joe’s coffee shop, you’ll find bike and truing stands for doing your own bike work. You can get a tasty meter long sub at the Pickle Barrel while eating pickles right out of the barrel. Hell, I know one of my favorite parts is the one way streets going either way on the north and south side of main street, saves you all those lights. What a paradise.

On our second day, we rode downtown for a parade that weekend. We all separated – some of us going to bike shops, some of us looking for their helmet (->me), but we all ended up seeing ladies doing aerobics while marching down main street, that crazy science club float, and Bill on his longboard. When I arrived, the parade had already started, but I was riding down the street on my bicycle. I was part of the parade and it was pretty awesome, seeing all those happy faces while riding down the strip. It was all part of this sweet pea festival, which I had almost taken my father and sister to the year before as we were setting off on our cross country road trip. That time, it had been in a car.

I ended up at the Bozeman Library – I was going to write letters home to potential donors about this Hazon bike ride I’m doing in a couple of weeks, but fate had something else in mind. I picked up the Zen of Motorcycle maintenance instead and over a coffee read a couple of chapters. Sure enough, Phaedrus was on his way to Bozeman, was in fact a professor at MSU, and I read more about his view of maintenance. He had a whole chapter on the scientific method and how to use it to diagnose issues with a bicycle. I was enthralled, so enthralled in fact that the next stop was wild joe’s to work on adjusting the brakes on my bike and fix the creaky peddle.

Lunch at the pickle barrel, sitting out in the shade of a tree by the MSU campus, we talked about past summers. I felt slightly embarrassed – Bozeman had put me on cloud nine and I was reminiscing about the beautiful summer past and sharing it with my trip mates who could only listen. I guess I just don’t like being the center of attention sometimes. I took them on a trip through the campus and told them about where I lived and some stories. It was a sweet experience nonetheless.

The afternoon approached and we rode back to Bill’s apartment. Lenny wanted to send some stuff home, as did I, and Lee was checking out Wild Joe’s. With Wild Joe’s closed as well as the post office, we all ended up chilling in Bill’s apartment for the evening. I tried to write letters to no avail, and we just ended up sitting and talking all night. It got a little stormy, so we didn’t go for any hikes. Lenny and I played some hacky sack and talked about the difficulty of starting something new. 

The night approached. Bill was asleep at weird times throughout the day. I was a bit thrown off. We had planned to go out and it was getting late and we needed a key to get back in. We tried waking our sleeping host – I tried using a light and Lenny literally shouted at Bill until he rolled off. What excellent guests we are. We got the key card and invited our host downtown – he said he might catch up. We spent the night riding around, looking for a show that had already ended, chatting with some dudes outside the library, and listening to some solo gigs at the Haufbrau.

Out of bed by 7:00, Lenny made breakfast burritos at the suggestion of Bill. Did I mention that Bill is a good cook? Did I mention that Lenny is a good cook? In any case, we enjoyed those burritos to the max and packed to get on the road, but not before getting all the stickers we could possibly want from Bill and signing his board. Bill, if you’re reading this, thanks for housing us up and giving us good feeds buddy.

Thus began our five day journey, the final stretch for our threesome. The first day, we road past the Bridger mountain range north of Bozeman. There were a ton of bicyclists riding down from Battle Ridge Pass on their Trek Madones back to Bozeman. About 10 miles in, I got a glimpse of what looked like bicycle peddles. I hadn’t had a good road find all trip, so I considered for about a half mile going back to pick it up. When I finally did, I had to ride for about five minutes while Lenny and Lee waited up. What I found was one of those large bungies, crushed, one of a million we had seen on the trip. I was so embarrassed that when Lenny and Lee asked me what I found, I told them it was a bicycle peddle and that I was going to use it for its reflectors at some point. I don’t know if they actually believed me, but in any case, there’s the spoiler gentleman :p.

After Battle Ridge, it was an incredible downhill, hitting over 40 mph on the bicycles. For the next 16 miles it seemed, we were at a slight decline. I zoomed. The rest of the riding would be north. A tough, tough ride north.

Into the wind we went at what seemed like a snail’s pace. Man, I hate that headwind. We rode another 50 or so miles like that, arriving in White Sulphur Springs at around 9, beat as hell. I was feeling a little sick before the last 20 miles, but Lee was very firm about making it to town. I whined a bit, but I swallowed hard. Not sure if I would have done those last 20 miles if I was by myself, but I’m glad I did now looking back. We camped out in front of the National Forest Park Offices, which a bunch of interns had pointed out, and we went downtown to have some burgers and hang out with them. I was pretty tired though and the interns were a pretty tight knit group so we were early to bed after eating.


The next day, we began ride through that forest. The Lewis and Clark national forest. On our left, there was a fresh water spring the whole way. At one point, we saw cows pastured beneath the shade of trees. “Those must be pretty happy cows,” I said. 

Onward- we stopped again on the side of the road so Lenny could continue to diagnose his haphazard rear derailleur, which he had lost a bolt to back in Bozeman. Lee and I ate and I shared some Longitude with him. Felt infinite out there on the Montana plains listening to the opening of “The Last Anniversary.” Thinking about the crew from Fredonia – man, I hope to see you guys again soon!
We had a climb ahead of us – King’s Hill Pass, elevation 7323 ft. Here’s an excerpt from the personal log from that day:

“The climb began. Lee dropped out pretty quickly and I stayed right behind Lenny until about halfway up when he pulled in front of me. I thought that was the end of it, that I’d be pulling in as Lenny stood there all smug from his yet again powerful hill performance. No, not this time. I shifted into a higher gear and hammered. My breathing became quick, I felt the blood pumping and a pain in my heart and my stomach and, of course, my poor legs. I didn’t care though. It was mind over matter. I was going to catch Lenny. He was 200 meters ahead of me, but with every meter, I was gaining a little bit. And a little bit. You could barely tell. The doubt was strong at times, but I peddled harder. I don’t think he knew what was coming, but I passed him on what I thought might be the last climb to the top. I wasn’t going much faster, but I knew I had to keep it up else he would be passing me again. Not only that, but I had passed to early. Around the corner, there was a hill or two more. I kept it up though – I wanted it bad. I looked back and saw that Lenny was going to make a dash to get ahead of me at the last hill. I wasn’t going to have it. I thought back to when my friend Justin had pulled the same move back in cross country. Nope, not this time. I peddled like Hell. I made sure to show Lenny that there was no hope in catching me. “


Riding down that hill was just as fun too, another double digit mileage of downhill. Through Neihart and into the town of Monarch. We stopped at the Lonely Doe, owned by a fine gentleman named Darvin who let us camp in his little village. He had a little village right beside his bar it seemed – a trailer home, houses for company and guests, picnic areas, garages. This man had built it all out in the mountains. I floated down the creek and took a cold bath and we spent some time at the bar busting chops and hearing the stories of the locals. Darvin liked baseball and the Red Sox along with another fellow who hailed from NH, and we watched them beat the Brewers in the final inning together. We cheered and it felt like home. I spoke with a lovely elder lady named Linda who was from the city and was visiting home with her son. She was an artist and her son was entering college. We had a great conversation about following one’s bliss.

One guy, Tom, was pretty drunk and talking about peeling logs in the morning. Sounded like hard work to me, but I guess Lenny was looking to make some cash, so the next morning when we set out, I joined Lenny in a search for the log cabin they were working on while Lee kept riding to Great Falls. We went up and down a big hill looking for them. Lenny got ahead of me, but when I arrived, he had already struck a deal with the contractor. The contractor was going to throw in a lunch, not because he was negotiating with us amateurs, but because he said he was a nice guy. We had to make fast work because we still wanted to get to Great Falls before the end of the day, so we skipped peeling and went straight to sanding with hand sanders. After about 2 and a half hours, we had finished a single 50 foot log. At 50 cents per foot, that was 25 dollars. For the both of us. Ouch.

We did get that sandwich though and had our pay in cash. Furthermore, we were rewarded with a nice downhill nearly the whole way to Great Falls.

Lee, in his side travels which only he knows the full details of, did some work at the bike shop in Great Falls. On his way in, he found a young man in a biking jersey giving a sandwich to a homeless man. That man happened to be Ben Harris, on his way to Nehelem, OR. We added another member to our crew.

Lee also found a nice woman at the bike shop named Becky, who was willing to provide us with warm showers, a nice dinner, and a roof. Lenny and I, at the time, were on our way. A storm started, I was tired, and we did more riding back and forth on a road to get to Lee, who kept changing plans. We held on though and eventually sorted out how we were going to get there – we rode out of the storm and I napped on a street while Lee got a ride to the house and another truck came out to pick us up.

Oh man, this family had it made. A beautiful house, a beautiful ranch, a beautiful view, and beautiful food! Becky had the largest type A personality of most people I had ever met and she knew how to cook for a group of bicyclists. Whooping portions of burgers and sausages on rolls with potato salad, beans, and salsa with some gourmet root beer to wash it down. Finished with an oreo cookie ice cream cake. After dinner, we went outside and carried in wood into the shed, a job Becky might have been able to do by herself looking at how lean and tough she looked. We had heard how she had done the trip down to White Sulphur Springs in a day. It had taken us two.

Ben arrived, after being delayed by a phone, and we all got to meet our fourth member. That night, we watched Almost Heroes together, a parady of the Lewis and Clark trip and seemingly our own. Did my journal entry and fell asleep on the couch.

Woke up to an amazing breakfast of sweet rolls, eggs, bread, and bacon. Drank some AMAZING coffee. That morning, I replanned my whole end game. Instead of taking the Amtrak from Glacier, I’d take a plane from Seattle. Pushed back all my appointments just so I could make it happen. We rode into town and spent some time at the bike shop while Lenny got a new tire. I sent some stuff home along with Lenny’s stuff. Ben had to pick up some cheap sunglasses. Finally, at around noon, we were off together.


First 20 was good, we ate, squared up the bill and restarted the tab we were keeping, Lee got a flat. We rode another 20 miles, one where I was trailing behind big time. Took a tablespoon of salt to help with the hydration. Rode another 20 and a little bit of miscommunication on my part led to us racing into Choteau, MT. Lenny won big time, Ben wasn’t too far behind, and I came in third. Lee wasn’t too far behind. We found a place in town to set up our tents, which was just in a public park. We stopped at the local market for groceries and cooked wheat berries and calarabi. It was pretty good, considering we were putting two things together you would never expect to see on a cross country bicycle trip.

When we woke up the next morning, some people began working on the sprinkler system. For this reason, and perhaps others, we were really slow to get going in the morning. We left at 11:30, with plans to make it to East Glacier, 90 miles away by the end of the day. Thus began a long day of hard riding. We couldn’t even stop in the next town over because we had heard it was a dangerous town – Browning, MT. Big town in the Blackfeet Indian reservation. In fact, when we arrived, Lee had a talk with one of the locals “You staying here tonight?” “Nope” “Good!”.

We started the last 20 miles at around 8:00 PM. It was maybe one of the hardest last pulls of the trip. As we rode, we noticed all the unfriendly traffic getting out of Browning. We saw all the white crosses displaying motor vehicle fatalities on the side of the roads from drunk driving. We had our blinkers on and our lights to avoid such a tragedy. We rode over glass shards, praying that we wouldn’t get punctures, and up a large, large hill winding out of town. I stayed on top though, didn’t fall behind, stayed with the group all the way. About halfway through, the downhill started. We still had to watch for glass, but it was smoother sailing. And, we just had to stare at the mountains set against the setting sun. Such beauty.


We arrived in East Glacier and set up our tents behind the house of another warm showers host, Sam. He offered us pies and we ate pb and j sandwiches before going to sleep. Sam was a park ranger in Glacier and also taught at the university in Browning. He had an interesting life, struggling to help the Native Americans through Western education.

A theme of the trip for sure, I even feel uncomfortable choosing the word “Native American” rather than “Indian.” It seems too cautious after centuries of the mistaken name and yet, unlike a settler of the West, I can’t identify with its derogatory connotations. Nope, I am an outsider of this distinction between Sioux and Dakota, assimilation and preservation. The next day, this became a topic of conversation on our way to an Indian Pow Wow. Riding with some locals, we talked about how Western education was to blame for a lot of the problems in the world and it made sense for the Blackfeet to resist it. Who wants to be carried off the ground with all their thoughts and explanations about the world? I’d rather live closer to the earth.

We stayed that extra day in East Glacier because we heard that Sam’s wife, Jo, who made the amazing pies would be home and that there would be a “party.” We were thrilled and planned a trip to see Two Medicine lake in the mean time. We heard about the Pow Wow at the store and all got prepared to go, even though it was a 12 mile trip on dirt roads. I also made French toast that morning, which I was really proud of. Last minute, Lee pulled out of it and he and Lenny went to Two Medicine while Ben and I found a ride to the Pow Wow. The celebration itself was sort of quiet, with lots of names being called in order and gifts given out and some drumming. I had an enormous Indian Taco, which was awesome. I hope to go to another one, a bigger one, someday. We all met up at the end of the day for a big ole potluck, which was delicious and mostly vegetarian J. In fact, I’d say it was the best potluck I’ve ever been to.

Finally, our ascent into Glacier began. The next morning, we packed up, ate a fantastic breakfast courtesy of Jo, who was also a fantastic cook with an amazing herb garden with CSA vegetables. We rode about 40 miles to St Mary’s at the east entrance to the Going-To-The-Sun road. Along the way, we ran into some other cyclists who were doing a supported tour with Habitat for Humanity, known as the Bike and Build team. Thus began Ben’s obsession with “Dinosaur Face,” the girl with a dinosaur tattoo on her face.

There was a nice climb ending in a swift descent with the most scenic view. (Second of the day actually, there were two epic descents, the first of which I just shouted real loud the whole way). I felt like I was flying into outer space. We stopped in St. Mary’s and had ourselves some nice pie and lunch. We considered riding a lot further into the park, but Lee admitted he wanted to stay another day in the park. So, we stayed the night at the campground right inside the park.

We looked for the Bike and Build team and hung out with them for a bit. I met Alyssa, a beautiful girl with a deep voice who I was immediately attracted to back at the CafĂ© where we bought our pies. Ben and I bathed in the ice cold creek and we all ate some quick summer sausage sandwiches for dinner before heading to the ranger station for a ranger talk about birds of prey. Unfortunately, we arrived a little late and caught the tail end, which featured the owl from the Tootsie Pop commercials. Very hilarious, unable to describe completely with words. Maybe someday I’ll recreate that slide show and post it to YouTube.

We ended the night with some star gazing. Lenny told me for days afterwards about the moon he saw that night, the way it lit up the Razor Mountains at St. Mary’s. I got to see M-13, a star cluster in the sky. That was the night we also learned about Skirp!, the cry of delight invented by Miss Maggie from the Biker Build team. Oh, and Ben got to say hi to Dinosaur Face.

The rest of our stay in Glacier was fantastic. Here are some pictures, as the words probably don’t do it justice.




















We climbed over Logan’s Pass the next day, hiked through a few falls, and stayed the night at Apgar campground. While we were hiking up at Logan’s Pass, I remember Lee telling me how I had become more independent since the beginning of the trip. Not to sound like my father or anything.

I remember riding along Lake McDonald and telling Lenny had the ride reminded me of our ride from Glimmerglass back in June. I said it with a sort of sadness, realizing how the trip had come full circle.
That night, I went to sleep pretty cranky since we had split up at some point going at our own pace and only finally found each other at 10 o’clock at night. And, of course, Ben had some burgers for us to cook. It tasted kind of sour that night, so when I mentioned that it was time to split the next morning, It didn’t feel so good. But, as the day passed, we softened to one another for one last time. Riding the shuttle up to the pass, we took a hike along the highline trail hugging the mountain ranges. Here’s a FB video of it.

I told Lenny again how thankful I was for what he had to teach me on the trip. He accepted graciously and repeated one of my favorite lessons “I don’t know what I learned from you, but I’ve learned to just trust I have without having to point it out.”

I stopped the gang at a small clearing where we shared reflections from the trip. I said how I enjoyed learning about the interrelation between independence and depending on one another. Lee talked about how much had happened that summer and Lenny talked about how enormous the whole trip had been. We exchanged animals. We exchanged stones. We looked each other in the eyes, and parted. But not before taking this picture.



It was a lonely, sad walk back to the shuttle with Ben. I felt like there was a hole in my heart. Another life experience – saying goodbye.

I slept in the shuttle on the way down and felt a lot of fear, being alone with Ben and without my two cornerstones. However, I knew what to do, I had the habits and the way of living formed and so I just went with it. We rode out of Glacier as Lenny and Lee were finishing their hikes and ending on the other side.

Ben and I slept that night in Columbia Falls. We’ve separated since and now I am in Bull Lake, MT, about five days away from my plane flight, which I hope I catch if I can pull myself away from this country music festival I’m staying at. I don’t know about my companions. I imagine they are all safe and well on their way.

I started writing like this out of sure creative energy. Soon, I began to think of myself as a writer, then I started writing these entries for a book. Ever since having that intention, I’ve doubted the sanctity and beauty of this craft. I don’t want to make a book out of all of this. It’s too much work. It’s too many details and such.

But my God, this trip certainly seemed like a lot to. I guess I could just take it step by step.

Thank you all for reading. I hope the rest of the gang posts soon so I can catch up on their travels. 

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Wyoming is So Gay!

After the heat and desolation we experienced across South Dakota, we were not eager to rush out of Rapid City. Mike took care of some business in the morning, while Lee and I relaxed and made a stir fry for our host. We eventually left and took a short ride into the Black Hills, where we stayed at a ranch that had been owned by Gutzon Borglum, the sculptor of Mount Rushmore. The people there were very friendly (no pictures?!), but we couldn't figure out how they were all connected and why they were at this ranch. (Fill us in if you're reading this!)

We rode on toward Mount Rushmore. First we stopped to do a bit of bouldering. There's a picture that was taken a few seconds after this one, but it's not fit for this PG-13 blog.


Here are those presidents.


And here we are at Crazy Horse with a family that we saw everywhere. I hope they finish sculpting this guy before I'm dead, and his horse too.



The Custer police wouldn't let us sleep in jail unless we committed a crime, so we camped at a park instead. Then we finally exited the wide state of South Dakota and entered even more desolate Wyoming. We stopped at a ranch to fill up water, and guess what. The woman who greeted us trained horses, and her husband was a rodeo world champion—and their dog played pool!


We hung out at the ranch for a while, and we probably should have just taken the offer to stay there, but we pressed on, and rode into the night. We stayed in and around this dilapidated schoolhouse.


Lee had a flat tire, so he fixed it the next morning. Then we started riding, and he got another one. And another one. And another one. Unable to find the tiny source of the punctures, Lee would flat every few miles. He tried coating the inside of the tire with duct tape, but the only thing that was good for was this picture.


Then, as we were riding, a woman pulled her truck over and asked if we needed a ride. She just thought it was crazy to ride in the heat. We were OK, but Lee was happy to get a ride to Wright, WY while Mike and I rode. Lee needed a new tire, and the nearest bike shop was either 90 miles to Casper—the way we were going—or 50 miles out of way to Gillette. Mike and I prepared to ride to Casper while Lee hitchhiked, but the secretary at an auto shop was going to Gillette the next morning, so Lee ordered a tire over the phone and she picked it up for him.

While Mike and I were riding into Wright, Lee found us a place to camp behind Hank's bar/grill. So we all went to Hank's for dinner, where we hung out with Kim, the woman who had picked up Lee earlier. Then her husband Sean arrived, and so did all their friends. A whole lot of us sat around the table, all with beers, and we three bikers with big tasty dinners. Kim and Sean decided to pay our bill. We were beginning to get the sense that the people in Wright were the nicest in the world.

From time to time, Danny would come over to chat with our table. He was Hank's partner, and an off-duty cook filling in as manager while Hank was out of town. He wouldn't stand for us camping, and insisted that we stay in his house behind the bar. Before following his heart to Wyoming, Danny was an interior designer with celebrity clients, so the house was beautiful and comfortable. We cleaned ourselves up—Mike downright pampered himself—and stayed up being merry. We had to wait for a tire, so we slept in, and watched a movie in the morning. Here we are with Danny.


We didn't have time left to ride to Casper, so we stopped halfway in Edgerton. The bartender seemed suspicious of us because of our "fucking insan[ity]," but she warmed up to us.

Next day we got to Casper, which was a bigger city than we expected. We went to a few bike shops, and Mike talked to a guy from the Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks, who got us dinner at the Elk's lodge.

We left toward Shoshoni, to ride the first century of the trip, and Lee's first century ever. We stopped to check out Hell's Half Acre.


In Shoshoni we met a group of Mennonite bike tourists trying to get across the US in less than 5 weeks. We also took our dinner to a saloon, which wasn't as rowdy as the name implied. In fact, we were the only customers, and the bartender was a nice older woman who used to be a computer programmer. On the way into Shoshoni we caught a glimpse of the Rockies.


And we found this mysterious graffiti.




By the way, I've been texting my mom our location every night, and she has been posting it to this map. You may notice that we dipped south in Wyoming, which we did because we originally planned to ride to Teton National Park and ride north into Yellowstone. But instead we went to Thermopolis and Cody and came into Yellowstone from the east. The ride into Thermopolis went by Boysen Reservoir.


And then we rode through the beautiful Wind River Canyon.


We bathed in the hot springs in Thermopolis, checked out the state park, got Mexican food, and eventually tried to find a place to sleep. That actually turned out to be difficult, and we headed toward *shudder* paid camping, which we hadn't used since Algonac, Michigan. But I got a flat tire, and Mike decided to go to the nearby bar to see if anyone had an idea for camping. Instead, Tits and Ass offered us a place in their house. Ass had had a bad experience hosting cyclists once before, but sensing that we were decent people, they agreed to host us, so long as we put the toilet seat down. Although we filled their lesbian home with the aroma of male, we paid them back with a good back cracking.

We rode to Cody, the last town before Yellowstone. We met Dave and Valerie, a young tandem team riding into Yellowstone, and decided to ride with them. Dave, Valerie, Lee, and I went to the rodeo, while Mike got a motel to catch up on some much-needed sleep. Then Dave and Valerie found Ryan and Santi, also riding into Yellowstone the next day, so we had a group of 7!


We left a bit late, and got used to riding together, and had some flat tires (Mike got a double double double—a snakebite on both wheels, twice), and the first campsite that allowed tent camping was well into Yellowstone. So we stopped outside of the park. We all became friends, shared our food, and ended up riding together for a few days.

The ride into Yellowstone was rainy. In fact, it was the first good soaking that any of us besides Ryan and Santi had gotten all trip. We dried up in Buffalo Bill's hunting lodge, where we had a second breakfast, and then fresh chili at 11 a.m. We assume it was fresh, anyway, since we weren't allowed to order it until 11, to the minute. We set back out, entered the park, and as we started up the first mountain pass, it rained again. But at the top, we got to a lake, the sun came out, and we saw the snow-capped peaks and flowers and shit. What a magnificent sight!


Yellowstone is pretty much the best place. That first day we saw bison, elk, and moose. And every hiker/biker campsite we stayed in had friendly tourists.

We went to the West Thumb geyser basin. Look at those colors!


We crossed the continental divide a couple times. This lake drains into both oceans.


Here it is:


But the better geyser experience came later that evening. We watched the sunset through the steam of the spasm geyser. The picture is nice, but it doesn't do it justice. The steam made the disc of the sun visible, and there were illuminated clouds and mountains all around. It may have been the best sunset I've seen.


We hiked up Purple Mountain.


And went to the Artist Paint Pots.



Check out Closed Due to Flying Hot Mud, the debut album from Flying Hot Mud.



We all went to the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone, but only Mike went back for the sunrise.



Hey, that's a tall mountain we biked, then hiked up.


It was covered with all sorts of wildflowers.



By that point, Mike's tire was worn so thin that he found a car ride out of Yellowstone. While he went ahead to Bozeman, Lee and I rode to our last Yellowstone campsite. We had a pretty and speedy descent to Tower Falls—6 miles at a 7% grade. We continued into the late afternoon and evening, and saw more wildlife. A bunch of cars were stopped in the road, so we followed their gaze toward a black bear. We passed the cars, and just a little further up the road, we turned a corner, and a wolf was in the road, less than 100 feet away! People use telescopes to see wolves miles away, so we were lucky to see it so close. We were also lucky that he ran away when he saw us.

We left Yellowstone early the next morning. I wish I could have spent a few weeks there—I will return another time.

As we rode, Mike called us to let us know that we had a place to stay in Bozeman. I am here blogging from Bill's apartment. He is a 50-year-old skateboarder and artist, father and bachelor, and an awesome dude. We are leaving now to see him skating in the parade.


P.S. Don't touch Lee's iPod.

Friday, July 22, 2011

South Dakota? More like, Hot-as-balls Dakota

Hi friends! Lee here with his very first post to the blog. Delayed, I know. But better late than never. I've got a lot to cover, and I'm extremely tired, so let's see how this goes.

I believe that Mike left off from when we were on the border of Minnesota and South Dakota in Pipestone. We are now nearly in Wyoming, so I have all of South Dakota to cover. Let's start off with Sioux Falls.

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After enjoying a lovely breakfast in the House of Darwin and Kris, we kind of putzed around for a little while. We were so appreciative for having them put us up for the night. It turns out that there was a pretty bad storm that night, and their backyard looked like a swimming pool the next morning. So staying indoors was key.

After getting a late start, we started to head out to Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Golly, a new state! Since Mike had not retrieved his wallet in Minneapolis due to postal difficulties, he had it forwarded to the post office in Sioux Falls, hence our visit there. I can't remember the ride too well, but me thinks it was OK.

I wasn't expecting much from Sioux Falls, it being South Dakota and all, but it was still a pretty big city. I remember getting nearer, and there was actually more than one car every 5 minutes. Hell, there were actually houses on the road now. Before we knew it, we were a few miles outside of downtown (colloquially known henceforth as DT) and needed to know how to get to the post office. And fast. We asked this kid, but he was a nuisance. We asked this man in a car, and he said "next right, next to the Falls...about a few miles down the road." Brief aside: All day, I had been saying that post offices typically close at around 5pm, so I kept reminding the crew "hey, let's get there before 5pm so we're not stuck in Sioux Falls for a day." That said, it was 4:45, and we had a few miles to cover before our destination DT. We started pedaling like the dickens. And by the dickens, I mean we were going fast. Lightspeed fast. I got stuck behind a little bit - some things fell off of my bike into the middle of the road. I narrowly escaped the barrage of speeding dump trucks and bullets to retrieve my can of dog pepper spray. I pedaled my ass, feet, and ears off to catch up with the other guys......only to find out the post office was open until 6. But, Mike got his wallet! After weeks of Lenny and I having to cover his ass for food and shit, I imagined Mike holding up his wallet in the fashion of Link from Zelda. You know, Ba na na naaaaaaa.



We still didn't know where we were staying in Sioux Falls. We decided to randomly ask this guy on a bike if there were any parks in the area where we could pitch a tent. He gave us a few spots and then sped off. In about 3 minutes, we were still at the post office trying to decide what to do, and the guy comes back and says "you know what...you guys can stay at my place. My name's Chris."

He looked maybe a little older than us. Nice clothes, trim hair, clean look. A real business man. But the kind that knows how to have a good time. And what a good time we had later that night.

We rode to his house, which was a few blocks away, showered up, and went out. He took us to Mama's Lada's, a cool little enchilada place. We then decided to get a few beers. This is where the night got great. He took us to a place called 'stogeez.' Now, if the name doesn't say it all, I will. Upon entering, the smell of fine cigars and brandy grazed my nostrils, an aromatic sensation that a middle-aged business man is well accustomed to. The crowd? Well, middle-aged business men. The scene was literally like something out of an old Looney Tunes. We start off with a few drinks, and our host introduces us to a couple of people. One of them happens to be the South Dakota representative for Jagermeister. The other is a friend of the former, a local liquor distributor. To keep things short (which I realize I haven't been doing in this blog post), the night went on, many drinks were had, and I must say, many good conversations too. It's interesting talking to people who are so envious of your trip. The business men who never did crazy shit like this when they were younger. Every word they said to us had envy and regret all over it. Rick Ruane, the Jagermeister guy, ended up covering our tab. I had enough Jager shots to remind me of freshmen year of college. Gross.

They also talked about how South Dakota was expecting a heat wave tomorrow. We kinda just shrugged it off. Rod, Rick's friend, kept drunkenly bellowing throughout the night, "you guys are entering the PERFECT STORM!!!!"

We drunkenly hopped on our bikes and fled the scene back to our hosts abode. After we ordered a pizza and talked about the rat race of every day life, we passed out face first.


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Woke up the next morning trying to get on the road rather early. But when does that ever work? We went to this outdoor store to pick up a few supplies. One of the workers said, "You have to see the Falls if you're in Sioux Falls!" On that premise alone, we decided to spend a little while in Falls park. Here is a kewl pic:





So, on the road again. Our next destination was the Badlands national park, which was about 340 miles away. We knew this would take a few days, with towns few and far between. the good news is that we need only take one road all the way there: State Highway 44.

After some pedaling, we quickly realized that those guys from last night weren't kidding about the heat wave. It was....dare I say it: hot-as-balls. Almost too hot to bare. I think this was the day that Mike got pretty sick from the heat. Might have been a precursor to a heat stroke. We ducked inside an old couple's house asking to use their water. They were delighted to have us in. We ended up pitching a tent on the side of the road in this little park next to a lake. I remember it being so hot, that I went to sleep without a sleeping bag, no tent, and just underwear, and I was sweating so much that I couldn't sleep.

A lot of these next few days sort of meshed together in my mind. The only thing I recall, really, is the heat. Everyday, the locals kept saying "and tomorrow's supposed to be hotter!" Every person we talked to said we were insane for biking in this weather. The highest I heard the heat index get up to was 124 F. It was so hot, that after 5 miles of biking, I was drenched in sweat. And the WINDS! We had decent amounts of headwinds and crosswinds this whole time. You would THINK that they would cool you down a little bit. But actually, it was more like getting blasted in the face with one thousand hair dryers, each hair dryer having the force and the heat of roughly six suns. One day, we had to duck under an abandoned tractor to find some shade, because there were absolutely no trees. We're lucky we found it, because we were all feeling pretty dizzy and sick. After two days, we realized we couldn't ride between the hottest hours of the day, roughly 1pm-6pm. Long breaks at rest stops, trees, and whatever we could find filled the void.




Maybe it's because of the heat, or maybe because we are traveling by bike, or a combination of the two, but benefactors whom we had met along the way were more than willing to give us support. A couple by the Missouri river invited us in for dinner one day. The middle-aged dude at a bar in the middle of nowhere put us up in his place in Winner. We didn't even have to ask.

Also, some really amazing views came out of mid-South Dakota. One we hit the Missouri river, it was all gravy.





After about 4 days of this heatwave, we were getting really exhausted. No sleep, no showers, no towns. Towns and rest-stops were getting more sparse. Maybe about 40 to 50 miles in between towns. It was even rough to tell if we could do that much in a day. I don't mean to dramatize the situation, but it was certainly a trek and a half.

So fast forward, and we arrive at Interior, a town just outside of the Badlands. We get some nice huge burgers and some beers at the only bar/restaurant in town and then set up our tents in a field behind the elementary school and pass out. Just for the record, we have paid for camping/accommodations on this trip a total of three times: twice in New York, and once in Michigan.

I won't say much about the Badlands, other than that it was fucking gorgeous. Here are some kewl pix:









And after riding through the badlands, we experienced why the name was given. No water, treacherous winds, and dry atmosphere makes for what the French Trappers called, "Bad lands to cross." We took some empty bottles from a recycle bin and filled them up for reserves, and decided to do a 35 mile ride to the western side of the park, where there was supposedly a 'primitive' campsite. It got dark by the time we got to the dirt road, and it was a hell of an adventure. Terrible roads in pitch black darkness kept us from getting to the campsite until nearly midnight. I invented a new dish of corn, beans, torn-up bread, flax seeds, and thousand island dressing. I call it: the McSlurry. Ate some McSlurry's and passed out. The sounds of bison, coyotes and prairie dogs lulled us to sleep.

The next morning, guess what happened? I wake up to a fucking bison walking next to my tent!



He's a big guy. It was pretty amazing seeing a wild animal so big up close.

After leaving the campsite, we rode for 60 miles today to get to Rapid City, where we are right now. Mike got a flat today. I got some swamp ass, but what else is new. Lenny achieved smelliest fart all trip. Ok, so today wasn't so eventful. Except for the fact that we nearly ran out of food and then this family gave us a bunch of groceries. But they were assholes.....they didn't even give us cheese for our turkey sandwiches.


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So I think that seems to be it for now. Lots of details left out, but I'm too tired to even care. We will most likely hit Mt. Rushmore, crazy horse, and the rest of the black hills tomorrow. The last week has been the most challenging part of the trip by far, but it's nothing the Bad-Ass Biker Boyz can't handle.


-Lee